After two years of what an employee believed to be selfless services,he felt bitter that he had not been given commendation,promoted or given a salary increase.So,he went to his human resources manager one morning to lodge a complaint.
The boss looked at him,laughed and bombarded him with questions:
MANAGER:How many days ar there in a year
MAN:365 days and at times 366.
MANAGER:How many hours make up a day?
MANAGER:How long do you work in a day?
MAN:8am to 4pm(8 hours a day)
MANAGER:So,what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
MAN:(He did some arithemetic) 8/24 hours.i.e 1/3(one third).
MANAGER:That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
MAN:122 (1/3*366=122 in days)
MANAGER:Do you come to work on weekends?
MANAGER:How many days fall into weekend in a year?
MAN:There are 52 saturdays in 52 sundays.The total is 104 days
MANAGER:If you remove 104 days from 122 days,how many days do you now have?
MANAGER:Ok! I do give you two weeks of sick leave every year.Now,remove that 14 days from 18 days.How many days do you have remaining?
MANAGER:Do you work on New Year day?
MANAGER:Do yo come to work on workers Day?
MANAGER:So how many days left?
MAN:Two days sir.
MANAGER:Do you come to work during public Holidays?
MANAGER:So,how many days are left?
MAN:1 day sir.
MANAGER:do you work on christmans day?
MANAGER:so how many days are left?
MANAGER:So,what are you claiming?
MAN:Nothing sir,am now OK!.
MY NAME IS TESTIMONY,HAPPY READING