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IF YOU ARE IN HIS SHOE WHAT WILL YOU DO??

After two years of what an employee believed to be selfless services,he felt bitter that he had not been given commendation,promoted or given a salary increase.So,he went to his human resources manager one morning to lodge a complaint.
The boss looked at him,laughed and bombarded him with questions:

MANAGER:How many days ar there in a year

MAN:365 days and at times 366.

MANAGER:How many hours make up a day?

MAN:24 hours
MANAGER:How long do you work in a day?

MAN:8am to 4pm(8 hours a day)

MANAGER:So,what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

MAN:(He did some arithemetic) 8/24 hours.i.e 1/3(one third).

MANAGER:That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

MAN:122 (1/3*366=122 in days)

MANAGER:Do you come to work on weekends?

MAN:No sir

MANAGER:How many days fall into weekend in a year?

MAN:There are 52 saturdays in 52 sundays.The total is 104 days

MANAGER:If you remove 104 days from 122 days,how many days do you now have?

MAN:18 days

MANAGER:Ok! I do give you two weeks of sick leave every year.Now,remove that 14 days from 18 days.How many days do you have remaining?

MAN:4 days

MANAGER:Do you work on New Year day?

MAN:No sir!

MANAGER:Do yo come to work on workers Day?

MAN:No sir!

MANAGER:So how many days left?

MAN:Two days sir.

MANAGER:Do you come to work during public Holidays?

MAN:no sir

MANAGER:So,how many days are left?

MAN:1 day sir.

MANAGER:do you work on christmans day?

MAN:No sir!

MANAGER:so how many days are left?

MAN:None sir!

MANAGER:So,what are you claiming?

MAN:Nothing sir,am now OK!.

MY NAME IS TESTIMONY,HAPPY READING
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